A few years ago it was quite popular to wear clothing, particularly wrist bands, containing the inscription, "W.W.J.D.", which stood for "What Would Jesus Do?" The idea was that the world would be a better place if we would ponder how Jesus would behave before we did something (stupid).
My first question is, "what do the tendencies of an Hispanic day laborer have to do with how I conduct my life?"
I think a better thing to consider, especially for men involved in relationships, is "What Would Lorena Do?" Yes, Lorena. As in Lorena Bobbitt, the woman who cut of her husband's... ahem... manhood while he slept.
You see, we all have to sleep sometime. And don't we all have sharp knives in our kitchens? Don't you think that the possibility of losing our best friend would have a, shall we say, moderating influence on our behavior?
So do I.
Now if only cafepress sold wrist bands.