It's a typically warm August day in north Texas, but I have definitive proof that Hell has frozen over, pigs are flying through the air (don't look up without eye protection), and the Catholic Church has decided to allow married priests.
What's the proof? I took my wife's minivan to Sears and her 21-month-old DieHard battery actually tested as BAD WHILE STILL WITHIN THE 100% WARRANTY PERIOD!!!!! We got a new battery for absolutely nothing! No labor, no prorating nothing.
Well, there is the fee for the paramedics who were called when I fainted and bonked my noggin on the floor, so I guess it really wasn't free. But none of that money will be going to Sears.