It's a typically warm August day in north Texas, but I have definitive proof that Hell™ has frozen over, pigs are flying through the air (don't look up without eye protection), and the Catholic Church has decided to allow married priests.
What's the proof? I took my wife's minivan to Sears and her 21-month-old DieHard™ battery actually tested as BAD WHILE STILL WITHIN THE 100% WARRANTY PERIOD!!!!! We got a new battery for absolutely nothing! No labor, no prorating — nothing.
Well, there is the fee for the paramedics who were called when I fainted and bonked my noggin on the floor, so I guess it really wasn't free. But none of that money will be going to Sears.
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